The Priest's Ass

 
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NepiPemi
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:55 pm    Post subject: The Priest's Ass Reply with quote

The priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is .. . Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery & even shorten your Life.


So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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Hardyg
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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of the typical omission-distortion-tactics of western media.
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